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Oh grow up! It's the cycle of life at work! But maybe the kid in the back should keep his hands out of ...
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Oh grow up! It's the cycle of life at work! But maybe the kid in the back should keep his hands out of his pockets🤔 Oh grow up! It's the cycle of life at work! But maybe the kid in the back should keep his hands out of his pockets🤔
This old folks home gets it. It's got it all. Manicured lawns, high end dining at 5 pm, geriatric orgies, ...
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This old folks home gets it. It's got it all. Manicured lawns, high end dining at 5 pm, geriatric orgies, shuffleboard and, of course, Slash. This old folks home gets it. It's got it all. Manicured lawns, high end dining at 5 pm, geriatric orgies, shuffleboard and, of course, Slash.
Back to school isn't just for the kids. Mom and dad go in as well. Except a "trapper keeper" at this ...
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Back to school isn't just for the kids. Mom and dad go in as well. Except a "trapper keeper" at this store is much different. Back to school isn't just for the kids. Mom and dad go in as well. Except a "trapper keeper" at this store is much different.
While you guys go to church or brunch some of us spend our sundays truly living our best life.
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While you guys go to church or brunch some of us spend our sundays truly living our best life. While you guys go to church or brunch some of us spend our sundays truly living our best life.
This me anytime anyone actually asks for my help that involves me getting up or going somewhere 🤷‍♂️
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This me anytime anyone actually asks for my help that involves me getting up or going somewhere 🤷‍♂️ This me anytime anyone actually asks for my help that involves me getting up or going somewhere 🤷‍♂️
Hey, i don't self promote often on here but, When i do, i do. I realize i post funny pics and that's why ...
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Hey, i don't self promote often on here but, When i do, i do. I realize i post funny pics and that's why many of you follow me but i also make music for a living. Spotify just made a very thorough playlist dedicated to me so I figured I'd let you know in case you A) like my music and are too lazy to make ... Hey, i don't self promote often on here but, When i do, i do. I realize i post funny pics and that's why many of you follow me but i also make music for a living. Spotify just made a very thorough playlist dedicated to me so I figured I'd let you know in case you A) like my music and are too lazy to make your own spotify playlist B)have no idea about the music i make and are curious.
Just search the "This is blockhead" playlist and have at it.
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Yeah diets are cool but have your tried food poisoning?
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Yeah diets are cool but have your tried food poisoning? Yeah diets are cool but have your tried food poisoning?
No teeth please
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No teeth please No teeth please
This is the single greatest hairstyle I've ever seen and should be the go to back to school look for ...
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This is the single greatest hairstyle I've ever seen and should be the go to back to school look for pretty much everyone. This is the single greatest hairstyle I've ever seen and should be the go to back to school look for pretty much everyone.
It's the only way i know how. Elegant pissing.
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It's the only way i know how. Elegant pissing. It's the only way i know how. Elegant pissing.
This couch >>>>>> your entire wardrobe
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This couch >>>>>> your entire wardrobe This couch >>>>>> your entire wardrobe
Guns and roses was never the same when slash left and buckethead took over.
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Guns and roses was never the same when slash left and buckethead took over. Guns and roses was never the same when slash left and buckethead took over.
It's what's for dinner. Also, why can i never find the poop emoji?
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It's what's for dinner. Also, why can i never find the poop emoji? It's what's for dinner. Also, why can i never find the poop emoji?
 #tbt to them little league days. I was a 14 year old giant (haven't grown an inch since though).
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#tbt to them little league days. I was a 14 year old giant (haven't grown an inch since though). #tbt to them little league days. I was a 14 year old giant (haven't grown an inch since though).
This is a good representation of every time i got mugged when i was in high school. Some huge dude with ...
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This is a good representation of every time i got mugged when i was in high school. Some huge dude with a weapon and a tiny little asshole talking the most shit by his side. Good times. This is a good representation of every time i got mugged when i was in high school. Some huge dude with a weapon and a tiny little asshole talking the most shit by his side. Good times.
It is hot as fuck in nyc right now but, don't fret...winter is right around the corner. Can't wait.
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It is hot as fuck in nyc right now but, don't fret...winter is right around the corner. Can't wait. It is hot as fuck in nyc right now but, don't fret...winter is right around the corner. Can't wait.
I don't have kids but i feel like this could be relatable content for the "people with kids who love ...
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I don't have kids but i feel like this could be relatable content for the "people with kids who love cake more than their kids" contingent out there. I don't have kids but i feel like this could be relatable content for the "people with kids who love cake more than their kids" contingent out there.
Clearly dinosaurs didn't go extinct for a lack of trying
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Clearly dinosaurs didn't go extinct for a lack of trying Clearly dinosaurs didn't go extinct for a lack of trying
When you haven't had sex in months and that doesn't look to change any time soon
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When you haven't had sex in months and that doesn't look to change any time soon When you haven't had sex in months and that doesn't look to change any time soon
If you're not ready to dedicate your life to high fashion, then what are you even really about? This ...
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If you're not ready to dedicate your life to high fashion, then what are you even really about? This is exactly why i have "Jnco" tatted across my shoulder blades. If you're not ready to dedicate your life to high fashion, then what are you even really about? This is exactly why i have "Jnco" tatted across my shoulder blades.
Meet your girlfriends best male friend. Nice guy. He's been there for her and is always willing to ...
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Meet your girlfriends best male friend. Nice guy. He's been there for her and is always willing to lend an ear when she's got problems. Rest assured, when you guys break up, he will he the first one to dry her tears and try to fuck her. Great guy. #bestdude Meet your girlfriends best male friend. Nice guy. He's been there for her and is always willing to lend an ear when she's got problems. Rest assured, when you guys break up, he will he the first one to dry her tears and try to fuck her. Great guy. #bestdude
For the life of me, i can't figure this one out.
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For the life of me, i can't figure this one out. For the life of me, i can't figure this one out.
You can take the millennial out of his secluded internet k-hole but you can't take the secluded internet ...
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You can take the millennial out of his secluded internet k-hole but you can't take the secluded internet k-hole out of the millennial. You can take the millennial out of his secluded internet k-hole but you can't take the secluded internet k-hole out of the millennial.
Stop. Stop it. Don't do this kinda thing. what is wrong with you?
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Stop. Stop it. Don't do this kinda thing. what is wrong with you? Stop. Stop it. Don't do this kinda thing. what is wrong with you?
Well , goddamn. Fuck you, pay me but also fuck me , barely pay me.
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Well , goddamn. Fuck you, pay me but also fuck me , barely pay me. Well , goddamn. Fuck you, pay me but also fuck me , barely pay me.
Funny, i just wanted a slim jim and here we are. Also, note her pant leg reads "stop staring at my hot ...
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Funny, i just wanted a slim jim and here we are. Also, note her pant leg reads "stop staring at my hot ass" so this outfit is more of an ensemble. Funny, i just wanted a slim jim and here we are. Also, note her pant leg reads "stop staring at my hot ass" so this outfit is more of an ensemble.
Focus on your dreams. Keep your eye on the prize. You can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.
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Focus on your dreams. Keep your eye on the prize. You can achieve anything if you put your mind to it. Focus on your dreams. Keep your eye on the prize. You can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.
If you're the wife/girlfriend of a dude with a Tapout headboard, i am so so so sorry for you. (Pic courtesy ...
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If you're the wife/girlfriend of a dude with a Tapout headboard, i am so so so sorry for you. (Pic courtesy of @rlseen ) If you're the wife/girlfriend of a dude with a Tapout headboard, i am so so so sorry for you. (Pic courtesy of @rlseen )
This is aggressive advertising but, hey, Catherine wants what Catherine wants and i can't fault ...
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This is aggressive advertising but, hey, Catherine wants what Catherine wants and i can't fault her for that. This is aggressive advertising but, hey, Catherine wants what Catherine wants and i can't fault her for that.
A crime has been committed. What i would pay to be a fly on the wall in that room to know what truly happened. ...
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A crime has been committed. What i would pay to be a fly on the wall in that room to know what truly happened. 🤔 A crime has been committed. What i would pay to be a fly on the wall in that room to know what truly happened. 🤔
Chris is not discerning , clearly.
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Chris is not discerning , clearly. Chris is not discerning , clearly.
Amish BMX is the next wave. You saw it here first.
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Amish BMX is the next wave. You saw it here first. Amish BMX is the next wave. You saw it here first.
Oh hey. Awesome. Knowing this exists on earth just made my hangover 100x worse. 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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Oh hey. Awesome. Knowing this exists on earth just made my hangover 100x worse. 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Oh hey. Awesome. Knowing this exists on earth just made my hangover 100x worse.
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
When , after 20 years together, you finally become one.
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When , after 20 years together, you finally become one. When , after 20 years together, you finally become one.
Yeah, the headline is crazy but what's up with those luxury apartments? 🤔
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Yeah, the headline is crazy but what's up with those luxury apartments? 🤔 Yeah, the headline is crazy but what's up with those luxury apartments? 🤔
This summer has been a miserable humid nightmare where every time i leave my house it feels like I'm ...
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This summer has been a miserable humid nightmare where every time i leave my house it feels like I'm walking into a bums mouth but Gucci mane is out here rolling his eyes while he frolics in the pool with an inflatable version of himself . Get on his level. This summer has been a miserable humid nightmare where every time i leave my house it feels like I'm walking into a bums mouth but Gucci mane is out here rolling his eyes while he frolics in the pool with an inflatable version of himself . Get on his level.
Don't front like you don't have a jar like this, brimming with $5 bills. LIAR! Feel free to tag the ...
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Don't front like you don't have a jar like this, brimming with $5 bills. LIAR! Feel free to tag the person who makes you fill that jar. I invite the awkwardness into my comments. Don't front like you don't have a jar like this, brimming with $5 bills. LIAR! Feel free to tag the person who makes you fill that jar. I invite the awkwardness into my comments.
Much like naming your kid Jeeves and him becoming a butler, some names are created to dictate your ...
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Much like naming your kid Jeeves and him becoming a butler, some names are created to dictate your future profession. #kashera Much like naming your kid Jeeves and him becoming a butler, some names are created to dictate your future profession. #kashera
This is the only guy feeling this weather right now and he will take your girl.
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This is the only guy feeling this weather right now and he will take your girl. This is the only guy feeling this weather right now and he will take your girl.
Fantasy versus reality. #sundayswiththelord
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Fantasy versus reality. #sundayswiththelord Fantasy versus reality. #sundayswiththelord
Here's a clip from my interview with @lettherecordshowtv about how i discovered the more spiritual side of rap music via my love for dirty rap, when i was 12 years old. Peep the whole video on youtube. Here's a clip from my interview with @lettherecordshowtv about how i discovered the more spiritual side of rap music via my love for dirty rap, when i was 12 years old. Peep the whole video on youtube.
Man, never has a bumper sticker matched a car better.
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Man, never has a bumper sticker matched a car better. Man, never has a bumper sticker matched a car better.
And i was hoping for a steak dinner but sometimes you get beef jerky instead. Life, yo.
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And i was hoping for a steak dinner but sometimes you get beef jerky instead. Life, yo. And i was hoping for a steak dinner but sometimes you get beef jerky instead. Life, yo.
Oh this #throwbackthursday , i rummaged through some old photo albums and came across these old ...
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Oh this #throwbackthursday , i rummaged through some old photo albums and came across these old pics from the early/mid 2000's of that old timey rap life. Lots of familiar faces. For reference: 1)Aesop, me and Chase Phoenix outside a show at NYUA 2)Percee P, Plain Pat and me at the "downtown ... Oh this #throwbackthursday , i rummaged through some old photo albums and came across these old pics from the early/mid 2000's of that old timey rap life. Lots of familiar faces. For reference:
1)Aesop, me and Chase Phoenix outside a show at NYUA
2)Percee P, Plain Pat and me at the "downtown science" record release party
3)C-rayz and vast
4)Sadiq and Slug at the rock steady anniversery festivities
5)El-P, Camu, and Breeze Bruin at what i think is the bowery ballroom, maybe irving plaza though.
6) me and Jemini the Gifted one , drunk at don hills
7)Mr Lif, DJ Ese and me
8)El-p and me
9)Camu and Vast backstage
10) the elusive MF Doom
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The whole family sitting in the back excitedly watching is really the cherry on top.
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The whole family sitting in the back excitedly watching is really the cherry on top. The whole family sitting in the back excitedly watching is really the cherry on top.
Accurate depiction of my first kiss.
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Accurate depiction of my first kiss. Accurate depiction of my first kiss.
It's like a shoe horn/public shamer for your dick! I just hope they make people put on those sanitary ...
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It's like a shoe horn/public shamer for your dick! I just hope they make people put on those sanitary socks before using it. It's like a shoe horn/public shamer for your dick! I just hope they make people put on those sanitary socks before using it.
Look at this hoe ass tree.
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Look at this hoe ass tree. Look at this hoe ass tree.
This shirt...is mesmerizing and figuring it out is like a color blind person with a rubik's cube.
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This shirt...is mesmerizing and figuring it out is like a color blind person with a rubik's cube. This shirt...is mesmerizing and figuring it out is like a color blind person with a rubik's cube.
Finally, the perfect bag for when you're on the go(at). (Yes, i know it's not a goat and it's a terrible ...
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Finally, the perfect bag for when you're on the go(at). (Yes, i know it's not a goat and it's a terrible pun but let me live my best life and just appreciate this picture for what it is, you heartless hater) Finally, the perfect bag for when you're on the go(at). (Yes, i know it's not a goat and it's a terrible pun but let me live my best life and just appreciate this picture for what it is, you heartless hater)