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Puff pastries are probably the most decadent things in the entire universe - this week - until I find ...
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Puff pastries are probably the most decadent things in the entire universe - this week - until I find something better next week. Spring break means no rules, no boundaries, and doing whatever the hell we freakin want, which means we are making dessert 10 o’clock at night because we don’t care. . Sweet ... Puff pastries are probably the most decadent things in the entire universe - this week - until I find something better next week. Spring break means no rules, no boundaries, and doing whatever the hell we freakin want, which means we are making dessert 10 o’clock at night because we don’t care.
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Sweet dark cherries and @nutella baked inside a puff pastry, dusted with confectioner’s sugar and drizzled with dark chocolate. Shut up, calories, we don’t care about you right now; you’re not the boss of us. #puffpastry #nutella #hazelnut #chocolate #darkchocolate #cherries #darkcherry #dessert #caloriesdontcount #springbreak #pastry #sloppychef
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Espresso. Heaven. Caffeine. #italian #espresso #coffee #heaven #nightcap #mondos
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Espresso. Heaven. Caffeine. #italian #espresso #coffee #heaven #nightcap #mondos Espresso. Heaven. Caffeine. #italian #espresso #coffee #heaven #nightcap #mondos
Baked balls. Don’t fry your balls - bake them. Also, ditch the beef and use ground turkey. Less fat, ...
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Baked balls. Don’t fry your balls - bake them. Also, ditch the beef and use ground turkey. Less fat, much lighter and more flavor. Don’t forget to add a big splash of milk to your balls. It helps retain the moisture for baking and keeps your balls juicy. #meatballs #turkey #groundturkey #garlic ... Baked balls. Don’t fry your balls - bake them. Also, ditch the beef and use ground turkey. Less fat, much lighter and more flavor. Don’t forget to add a big splash of milk to your balls. It helps retain the moisture for baking and keeps your balls juicy. 😂 #meatballs #turkey #groundturkey #garlic #extragarlic #parmesan #oregano #basil #mincedgarlic #italianseasoning #milk #gotmilk #bakedballs #homemade #marinara #tomatoes #sauce #notgravy #sloppychef
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Sweet potato & ginger soup. 4 ingredients. Fresh ginger is so good for you! So many health benefits!! ...
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Sweet potato & ginger soup. 4 ingredients. Fresh ginger is so good for you! So many health benefits!! #soup #sweetpotato #ginger #freshginger #allspice #organic #antiinflammatory #antiseptic #nausearelief #freezesgreat #hotsoup #nosoupforyou #sloppychef Sweet potato & ginger soup. 4 ingredients. Fresh ginger is so good for you! So many health benefits!! #soup #sweetpotato #ginger #freshginger #allspice #organic #antiinflammatory #antiseptic #nausearelief #freezesgreat #hotsoup #nosoupforyou #sloppychef
THIS GIRL used to be incredibly shy, afraid of everything, and never left my side. My little cling-on ...
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THIS GIRL used to be incredibly shy, afraid of everything, and never left my side. My little cling-on has come a long way. Today was formal Friday at school, and she was in charge of a lot at assembly. We got up at 6:30 am to curl her hair. Because curls. And hair. And god forbid if we didn’t curl the ... THIS GIRL used to be incredibly shy, afraid of everything, and never left my side. My little cling-on has come a long way. Today was formal Friday at school, and she was in charge of a lot at assembly. We got up at 6:30 am to curl her hair. Because curls. And hair. And god forbid if we didn’t curl the hair. 🙄😂.
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From my shy little girl to a very confident honor student/teenager, ready to tackle high school next year, I could not be more proud of my beautiful girl. She has quick wit, brains, an incredible personality, and (my personal favorite) a foul mouth when needed. My Hollygirl 💕💕 #schooldays #formal #carver #friday #incharge #mygirl #hollygirl
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Fun pictures; fun at school. This was “senior citizen Thursday.” I bought this godawful ugly blouse ...
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Fun pictures; fun at school. This was “senior citizen Thursday.” I bought this godawful ugly blouse at WalMart. I was told to get “something ugly but not too ugly, or else I could borrow something from your closet.” WTF? Ugly blouse, pearls, hair in a bun. And she didn’t borrow any of my clothes ... Fun pictures; fun at school. This was “senior citizen Thursday.” I bought this godawful ugly blouse at WalMart. I was told to get “something ugly but not too ugly, or else I could borrow something from your closet.” WTF? Ugly blouse, pearls, hair in a bun. And she didn’t borrow any of my clothes thankyouverymuch. #schooldays #seniorcitizen #pearls #ugly #momclothes #mygirl
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What was on your dinner plate tonight? Not this. And I bet you don’t have any Corelle dishes from the ...
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What was on your dinner plate tonight? Not this. And I bet you don’t have any Corelle dishes from the ‘90s, either. Jealous? You should be. . Knowing that the Department of Human Services frowns upon parents who don’t feed their kids, I thought my little dumplings would enjoy some chicken ... What was on your dinner plate tonight? Not this. And I bet you don’t have any Corelle dishes from the ‘90s, either. Jealous? You should be. 😉
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Knowing that the Department of Human Services frowns upon parents who don’t feed their kids, I thought my little dumplings would enjoy some chicken cordon bleu and garlic broccoli with Asiago. .
So as I ate cashews and had some Chardonnay, I happily made my little love puppies a dinner they will not soon forget. Thomas took one small bite and immediately said, “PLEASE tell me there is more!” .
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They both inhaled all of the broccoli first, followed by the chicken cordon bleu. The Panko breadcrumbs were so crunchy that it really made the whole dish. .
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For people who feed their kids fast food or shit mac n cheese from a box and chicken nuggets, PLEASE STOP! This meal took about 40 mins to make. No chemicals. No preservatives. Chicken, pounded & stuffed, rolled and baked in the oven, and broccoli and fresh minced garlic. .
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GARLIC! Notice the pattern? Garlic is good for blood pressure, blood circulation, your entire immune system, cardiovascular disease, and it controls cholesterol, just to name a few. This Ukrainian girl puts garlic in EVERYTHING! My whole family lives late into their 90s and beyond. Wanna know why? GARLIC. I remember both of my great-grandmothers, who only spoke Ukrainian. My other grandparents lived into their late 80s/90s, and my one grandmother is going strong at 97 years old! GARLIC.
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#garlic #chicken #chickencordonbleu #prosciutto #gruyere #cheese #panko #thyme #garlic #moregarlic #garliclover #ukrainian #ukrainiangirl #butter #baked #dinner #broccoli #sloppychef
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If I had a hammer... <span class="emoji emoji1f3b6"></span> . . So I’ve had this goddamn thing for 17 years. It’s been thrown in drawers, ...
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If I had a hammer... . . So I’ve had this goddamn thing for 17 years. It’s been thrown in drawers, has jammed drawers shut, been tossed in a closet, put in with other annoying utensils, but has always managed to survive my “kitchen purge sprees.” Other than using this as a blunt force murder ... If I had a hammer... 🎶
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So I’ve had this goddamn thing for 17 years. It’s been thrown in drawers, has jammed drawers shut, been tossed in a closet, put in with other annoying utensils, but has always managed to survive my “kitchen purge sprees.” Other than using this as a blunt force murder weapon - or for pounding chicken - I’m not sure why I’ve kept it for so long. I used it for the second time tonight for dinner. #kitchentools #dinner #poundchicken #mallet #chicken #sloppychef
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First of all, I can’t take credit for this chocolate orgasmic creation. My daughter, who is 13, made ...
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First of all, I can’t take credit for this chocolate orgasmic creation. My daughter, who is 13, made every bit of this from scratch. The chocolate cake is dense but very moist. Yeah, I said MOIST. It has cocoa, stout beer and coffee in it to enhance the flavor. . . When she asked me for a beer, ... First of all, I can’t take credit for this chocolate orgasmic creation. My daughter, who is 13, made every bit of this from scratch. The chocolate cake is dense but very moist. Yeah, I said MOIST. It has cocoa, stout beer and coffee in it to enhance the flavor. .
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When she asked me for a beer, I started tearing up. Then I realized she needed it for baking, so I dried my half-formed tear, quickly realized she hadn’t started binge drinking yet, and reluctantly gave her my last stout from the fridge. . .
There are chocolate chips in the cake. Because chocolate. It’s also got crushed Andes Mints on the outside, a buttercream filling, chocolate buttercream frosting AND chocolate ganache. And just so Holly could completely destroy the entire goddamn kitchen, she made some green/chocolate swirly things on top.
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All I know is she had Thomas stirring the ganache and wouldn’t let him leave. I hid in the back of the house while she barked orders at him last night. The result was an AMAZING Andes Mint double chocolate ganache cake.
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I gave almost the entire thing away. Because diabetes. Also, I don’t exercise, and don’t plan to start any time soon. We did have it for breakfast and snacks several times throughout the day, so there’s that. #chocolate #chocolatecake #andesmints #ganache #stoutbeer #beer #cocoa #coffee #buttercream #frosting #cake #orgasmic #baking #dessert #sloppychef
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I had 2 honey crisp apples hanging around, so I made the healthiest thing possible (cough-bullshit). ...
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I had 2 honey crisp apples hanging around, so I made the healthiest thing possible (cough-bullshit). Apple turnovers. So simple. 5 ingredients. Five. No chemicals. No high fructose corn syrup diabetic coma goopy shit. Ready for this? Apples, butter, brown sugar, cinnamon, puff pastry ... I had 2 honey crisp apples hanging around, so I made the healthiest thing possible (cough-bullshit). Apple turnovers. So simple. 5 ingredients. Five. No chemicals. No high fructose corn syrup diabetic coma goopy shit. Ready for this? Apples, butter, brown sugar, cinnamon, puff pastry & egg wash. I also sprinkled a little sparkling white sugar on top before baking. I did make an almond glaze because I’m fancy and shit, but they are fabulous plain. #appleturnover #apple #honeycrisp #butter #brownsugar #cinnamon #puffpastry #almondextract #glaze #powderedsugar #dessert #diabeticcoma #sloppychef
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So this was pretty random. I had homemade turkey meatballs & marinara. I cut up and sautéed zucchini, ...
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So this was pretty random. I had homemade turkey meatballs & marinara. I cut up and sautéed zucchini, eggplant & yellow squash in EVOO and minced garlic. Heated it together with some Ditalini pasta. Complete meal and so good. Put garlic on EVERYTHING! That shit is so damn good for you!! The ... So this was pretty random. I had homemade turkey meatballs & marinara. I cut up and sautéed zucchini, eggplant & yellow squash in EVOO and minced garlic. Heated it together with some Ditalini pasta. Complete meal and so good. Put garlic on EVERYTHING! That shit is so damn good for you!! The benefits of garlic are amazing. Use it. Eat it. In everything possible. #eggplant #zucchini #yellowsquash #garlic #extragarlic #moregarlic #turkey #turkeymeatballs #butterballs #marinara #tomatoes #basil #oregano #pasta #ditalini #dinner #mealprep #sloppychef
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THIS GIRL played her heart out in Vegas. Won their bracket. I got to see my brother, had adult beverages, ...
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THIS GIRL played her heart out in Vegas. Won their bracket. I got to see my brother, had adult beverages, watched my niece play some ball, had a wonderful dinner, and enjoyed life. Can’t ask for anything more! ️ #softball #lovemyniece #tournament #champs #vegas #family #brother #steak ... THIS GIRL played her heart out in Vegas. Won their bracket. I got to see my brother, had adult beverages, watched my niece play some ball, had a wonderful dinner, and enjoyed life. Can’t ask for anything more! ❤️❤️ #softball #lovemyniece #tournament #champs #vegas #family #brother #steak #primerib #steakhouse #family #brothers
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