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charlottekempmuhl

Charlotte Kemp Muhl

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Just hung out with a farmer upstate, who studied books from the 1700’s about cow rearing and how to ...
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Just hung out with a farmer upstate, who studied books from the 1700’s about cow rearing and how to till the best soil. He knows everything about the hair pattern on the haunches of cows and how that correlates to the shape of their birth canals, and what diameter of bird houses to put up to attract the right species of bird to eat ticks. He is also a bee keeper who makes his own honey and raw milk and is a champion horse rider. People like him and his Amish neighbors are the real post apocalyptic punk rockers who will survive and thrive when the rest of civilization crumbles. #LearnSurvivalSkillsCitySlickers #CantEatSoundcloudRap
Important questions people have asked on Yahoo: Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable? Which time zone ...
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Important questions people have asked on Yahoo: Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable? Which time zone is the right one?? Can I add a new letter to the alphabet? How can I be sure I’m the real mom of my kid? I was bitten by a turtle. Can I still drink orange juice? Are skeletons real or made up? How can I prevent my boyfriend from knowing I poop? When did 9/11 happen? If I eat myself, would I become twice as big, or disappear completely? Does looking at a picture of the sun also hurt your eyes? Is it okay to boil headphones? Can you paint your teeth white with nail polish?
I was probably plotting some vile act of terrorism at this moment
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I was probably plotting some vile act of terrorism at this moment
Some clips from one of the first videos I ever directed (and edited, styled, cast, did props and set ...
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Some clips from one of the first videos I ever directed (and edited, styled, cast, did props and set design for as usual). Was awesome working with senior citizens. Later saw the old lady pouring sugar in my video on an episode of My Strange Addiction about a teenage boy obsessed with dating women his grandmother’s age...she was all tarted up and giving him a lap dance! Anyway thanks to @gregkadelstudios and @lukelanter and @thedavidstrange for production crew and working overtime (swipe to see the sugar lady)
Happy birthday to my dear friend and mentor Billy Corgan, or as he prefers, William Von Patrick Corgan ...
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Happy birthday to my dear friend and mentor Billy Corgan, or as he prefers, William Von Patrick Corgan the III ;) Love you in all your glorious oddity, and that brightly burning high octane train engine of a brain. Thanks for inspiring me and so many kids of the last era where music was actually cool, and rock gods still existed. Hope I make you proud one day. xx
“I hate when I’m on a flight and wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh, great, now I gotta be responsible ...
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“I hate when I’m on a flight and wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh, great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.” -Kanye
My mom
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My mom
Farmer life... trying to identify different bird calls. It’s like their signature guitar tones
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Farmer life... trying to identify different bird calls. It’s like their signature guitar tones
Did anyone else see the woman for World Health Organization announce that touching your own face ...
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Did anyone else see the woman for World Health Organization announce that touching your own face or mouth is the worst thing for virus transmission, then LICK HER FINGERS to turn the page? LOL
For Women’s day, I pick Katherine Johnson, the african american woman who’s equations helped get ...
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For Women’s day, I pick Katherine Johnson, the african american woman who’s equations helped get us to the moon. A math prodigy from West Virginia who said she “counted everything” as a child — “the steps to the road, the steps up to church, the number of dishes and silverware I washed” — Mrs. Johnson was eventually hired by NASA as a “computer” (before machines took over this title and job.) She spent her early career studying plane crashes, until the Soviet satellite Sputnik sent the space race into full spiral. Calculating the trajectory for an orbital flight to return safely to earth was the biggest challenge, as there had been fatally failed attempts. “I said let me do it,’ ” Mrs. Johnson recalls. “You tell me when and where you want it to land, and I’ll do it backwards and tell you when to take off.” This paper marked the first time a woman wrote a technical report in NASA’s elite flight research division. Hollywood has since tried to embellish her story, and had her running a mile to segregated bathrooms, but in reality she says she “never experienced discrimination, but that’s just me. I used whatever bathroom I wanted.” Clearly this was a woman who commanded respect.
Have I been cast in Ridley Scott’s Alien 4, or did Sean just make me do infrared light therapy ? I’ll ...
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Have I been cast in Ridley Scott’s Alien 4, or did Sean just make me do infrared light therapy ? I’ll let you decide
Never fear! Mike Pence has been put in charge of stopping the corona virus. This is a man who has claimed ...
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Never fear! Mike Pence has been put in charge of stopping the corona virus. This is a man who has claimed "smoking isn't bad for you" and "global warming isnt real" and proposed "praying" to cure AIDs in lieu of a clean needle exchange program. He funded gay conversion therapy and seems like an all around SCIENCE BUFF. Phew. I’m glad he’s on top of it. Pretty sure he thinks germ theory is how we defeated the germans in WW1. Cool! 👍🏼
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