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domiwaffles

Dominique Asgeirsdottir

Followers: 302,269
Following: 526
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@bombshellsportswear boyfriend: honey get back in the house me: not now babe I’m laying siege ...
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@bombshellsportswear boyfriend: honey get back in the house me: not now babe I’m laying siege to this forest I just found, do you have any idea how much toilet paper we can make from this AD | #bombshellsportswear
Dear diary: I have been in self isolation for 2 whole days now and I’ve already solved one of the greatest ...
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Dear diary: I have been in self isolation for 2 whole days now and I’ve already solved one of the greatest first world problems of our generation. The power of my brain is unmatched and after a week’s time I shall be unstoppable AD | @myproteinus
This virus is causing toilet paper shortages everywhere but I’m not worried, I’ve been eating small ...
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This virus is causing toilet paper shortages everywhere but I’m not worried, I’ve been eating small amounts of toilet paper for years so I’ve built up an immunity 👌🏼 #ad | @boandtee
@bombshellsportswear listen... Valentine’s Day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would ...
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@bombshellsportswear listen... Valentine’s Day is a scam invented by scorpios so people would get into bed and make more scorpios. Sincerely, someone who’s birthday is exactly 9 months after Valentine’s Day 😑 AD | #bombshellsportswear
Millennials are so easily offended. Like I went up to one and yelled NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU and ...
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Millennials are so easily offended. Like I went up to one and yelled NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU and he cried? Millennials are aged 4-10 right
people who think instagram is the height of vanity seem to forget that for centuries people used ...
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people who think instagram is the height of vanity seem to forget that for centuries people used to pay a man to come to their house and paint them surrounded by their most prized possessions, and then hang said paintings of themselves in their own houses to look at until they died 😂 AD | @myproteinus
my body type: clearly not one to turn down cake his body type: well he’s obviously smuggling cake ...
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my body type: clearly not one to turn down cake his body type: well he’s obviously smuggling cake in his shoulders to hide it from me
Swipe for behind the scenes of a pigeon pose <span class="emoji emoji1f605"></span>
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Swipe for behind the scenes of a pigeon pose 😅
It is not acceptable to yell at me on the street unless you’re yelling something like “where are you ...
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It is not acceptable to yell at me on the street unless you’re yelling something like “where are you off to in such a hurry, the handsome convention?” or things of that nature. calling me “big lad” or “absolute unit” will be also be welcomed
@bombshellsportswear Doctor: I told you an all-calcium diet was a bad idea Me: listen buddy my ...
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@bombshellsportswear Doctor: I told you an all-calcium diet was a bad idea Me: listen buddy my bones are indestructible, the constant cracking is just the sound of them preparing for the skeleton wars You guys thank you so much for all of the love in my stories 😭♥️♥️ I am trying to reply to everyone but my finger bones are protesting loudly 😂😂 AD | #bombshellsportswear
Me: [unzipping my puffy coat to reveal a second, slightly smaller puffy coat] Boyfriend I’m trying ...
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Me: [unzipping my puffy coat to reveal a second, slightly smaller puffy coat] Boyfriend I’m trying to seduce: no Me: exactly how many puffy coats do I need to turn you on??
you (dejected, sad): i'm going to make a fool of myself me (confident, powerful): i'm going to ...
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you (dejected, sad): i'm going to make a fool of myself me (confident, powerful): i'm going to make a FOOL of myself Swipe for some nonsense ➡️ #ad | @myproteinus
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