Came back to New England weather from Hawaii and I immediately felt the sweet Aloha spirit leave as the toxicity surged back into me 😂😭☠️. Anyway, Benji tried his hand at acting while I was away and starred in the lowest-budget Pokémon film you’ve ever seen #BenjiHasEscaped #Pokemon #TheSoundFXDoe
People: You’re so extra with your dog
Me: What? ...nah
For those curious what Benji eats, he eats various recipes of balanced homemade dog food that gets frozen every week then warmed up throughout the week. If anyone is interested in making their own food (especially if their dog is picky AF like Benji), BalanceIt is a great free resource. You can google it and the website should come right up (below is the link that you can’t actually click on because...Instagram 🤷🏻♀️) —
Have a turtle-y awesome Friday. It’s time to shell-ebrate the weekend! 🐢 I have to be honest: I snapped a quick video of this turtle topper from a fruit tart to my friends because of its stupid smile (like what even...🤣), but Benji looked kinda cute so I had to include turtle puns in the caption to make it relevant. Please embrace it as acceptable content.
Happy Friyay, everypawdy! We’re keeping busy over here! Who else loves a good puzzle toy? This one is called Dog Brick made by Outward Hound. The most challenging part of the puzzle is the pup has to take out the white bone in order to slide the red pieces over to get the treats underneath. I love when Benji flips over the lid and sees nothing, but clearly smells his treat there because unbeknownst to him, it’s underneath. He’s like, “wuht da heck 😐??” then proceeds to paw at it furiously expecting a different result 😂 If you guys have any recs for puzzle toys you love, let a girl know! 🙋🏻♀️
The slave work I signed up for when I got Benji 😐...Yes, this puppy puddle of fluff you see here is actually him leaning into me for (note: early af) morning belly rubs. I also double up as a pillow albeit there being no shortage of actual soft things to lay on 🤷🏻♀️ #JustBenjiThings #ILoveItThough 😩❤️
Saw in a meme if you take a picture through a toilet paper roll you can look like the moon and thought, “This is so stupid. How would this ever add value to someone’s li—I must try it 😐” Here is the result. I would also not recommend anyone try this with a foam roller if you’re too impatient to wait for an empty roll. SWIPE LEFT TO SEE THE RESULT HAHA 🤣😭😩😂 #SatansSpawn #ToiletPaperRollChallenge #FullMoon
I hope everyone had a fun and safe New Year’s! This is how I imagine Benji coming to my rescue if I ever suffered a tragedy, you know, like all slo-mo with his tiny determined face, windswept fur, and all that gusto. The reality is instead of getting help, he’d probably just eat the pizza I dropped while I bleed out, but hey—I love him anyway 🤷🏻♀️. PS. Thank you all so much for the recommendations on things to watch! You guys are (as usual) amazing!
My Netflix face. That 5 second ticker is too good at feeding my binge watching addiction. By the time I finish asking myself if I want to watch the next episode, it’s already playing 🤷🏻♀️. Anyone have any good shows/movies recently that they really enjoyed?
Too cute not to repost. It almost got lost in the notifications, but Benji’s followers are too amazing and helped it resurface. Thank you @corgiyolk for the illustration! The chicken is my personal favorite. The accuracy level is spot on 😂 #HonoraryCorgi