Bruh this rona got niggas so shook to the core , my mans gave his plug a crisp hundred and told that man to keep the change, he ain’t want no cash back. This nigga is the human Mr.Krabs, this the same man who would sell his soul before he spent an unnecessary dollar. Dat boy frugal as shit, I ain’t ever seen this man this generous slim. This shit a ill omen. I’m scared as hell. If that ain’t enough, We been in this 7 eleven for like 15 minutes. We seen dude sneeze and open palm catch all the booger residue and then cuz grabbed both handles for both doors as if one door wasn’t going to do the job. Nigga opened them doors like he was on a main story quest or some shit. We been in here waiting for someone to just open the door for us moe. Cashier looking at us like it’s out of his power. Then I got to worry about the pollen whooping my ass like I owe something. These allergies got me sounding like Carl Wheezer out this bitch. I’m sick of this shit man. #leancaptions
Man so I walk into a buffet and before y’all call me a dirty nigga hold your fuckin horses, I ain’t eat nothing I just had to use the bathroom, plus I been staying away from buffets cause just like these hoes, that food be for everybody. So I get in there and go into a stall, I don’t be using the wall urinals cause I don’t be gauging the pee strength right for those, I was 12 years old and super soaked myself and ever since that crusty musty dingy ass day I stayed away from them jonts but that’s another story for another day. So I’m in the stall doing my business and I hear the door bust open.......cuz when I tell you it sounded like Busta Rhymes and Biz Markie was having a beatboxing battle in that bitch, if I’m lying I’m flying. Cuz came in that jont sounding like a metro boomin type beat. I immediately thought to myself I had to step cause I’m tryna keep minimal contact with anybody and bro came in that jont with the walking pathogen swag. He was really slime. I go to wash my hands and realize it’s one of those push soap dispensers, and I almost broke down right there moe cause I don’t be wanting to touch shit in a public bathroom, so my typical plan B is to get a paper towel and then press it...they had the air dryer jonts.... meanwhile cuz behind me sneezing to the gods. Bruh if that man woulda sneezed another time a wormhole to another dimension would’ve opened in that jont bruh I had to get outta there. I go to the stall I used and the toilet paper behind one of them plastic dispensers so I would’ve had to stick my hand in there to get it, it was almost like the spirits was telling me to be a dirty nigga but I wasn’t rocking. I go back to the sink and I’m not even gonna hold y’all I put my whole foot up on the soap dispenser just to get some of that shit out, not gon cap it looked like I was bout to throw it back in that bathroom moe, but dire situations call for dire actions. Cuz behind me see me doing this and was like bro you ain’t got to do that I got you..........nigga I ain’t ever wash my hands so fast in my fuckin life. I left that bathroom with Caucasian hands #LeanCaptions
For my niggas that’s in the crib bored as hell due to this Corona takeover. Join my Discord to run that Smash Bros fade. I’m mostly in there off the late night but if you ever want to run some games there are more than enough people in there willing to grant you an ass whooping. If y’all want to run anything else feel free to say so, it isn’t strictly for smash bros, my PC niggas PS4 niggas and Xbox niggas all invited, come game, Link in my bio!
Make sure y’all go follow my Twitch @leanandcuisine , (Link in the Bio) Imma be streaming a lot more consistently, comment below what Xbox games you’d like to see me stream again or in the future. #leangaming